Longboardin ain't so safe YO!

So I don't own a longboard (yet.. ay donst?) and I have already had a massive accident on one. I wasn't hurt (except for catching myself with my wrist from crushing ry) howev... Ry dawg was. It all started at saturday night worship. We were done for the night, and pretty much just socializing. You know like making lunch plans and what not. Then I saw that kyle had his sweet nessy longboard. And me knowing so much about longboards was like "hey lemme check dat thing out yo!" I was just standing on it to see if it was bouncy like adams, and then ryann was all "Whoa... A long board cool. Let me get on and go doubles." I was like "cool whats doubles." She got up on this cool longboard with me, and we wanted a push. So Ron was like okay and pushed us really fast. HAHA it was fun for like a second. Until it slid out from beneath us, and we fell. While we were falling I was like "Shoot. We're falling, and one of us is bound to get hurt, right before volleyball season." I wasn't the one to get hurt, ryann landed funny and I saw that she was hurt as I was falling on top of her. Luckily I semi- caught myself from totally falling on her. It was like insta swelling, I looked at her, and could tell she was in pain, uber bad. I was like "ry ry chill, are you gonna be alright???" She wasn't going to be alright, but I thought I'd ask anyway. She wasn't crying, she was kind of in shock. Nobody knew she was hurt but me. Everyone was checking out the massive hole the longboard made in the wall. HA! Hey everyone... Ry dawgs hurt. So was kyles longboard... but nobody cared.