Molly Explains It All

WTF?! BJ?

2008-12-23T12:13:00.000-08:00

Cool brody jenner, i could've never come up with a more clever name for a show than BROmance. 1 because bro is the first three letters of his name and secondly, he's just lookin for some BROs to keep it real with and have intimate relations with. and i think this picture confirms his gayness

welcome back molly

2008-10-05T23:08:00.000-07:00

i know i've been distant... but i'm finally home.

EAG i

2008-10-05T23:07:00.000-07:00

just saw me some eagle eye. shia lahawt in a police uni is one of the best things i've ever seen! :) mmm shia imma marry him.

KIMMERZ

2008-06-30T01:56:00.000-07:00

Hey baby sisteys its kim here, guest blogging for molly. I'm sitting here holding this pink date ball, and i totally just asked it if i would hook up with the head of the blogosphere. donjoesphkings. i shook that shizz up and looked to what wisdom it had to tell me, it had a heart and it said sure! :)))) I'm so excited. I'm going to be at mollys house all the time when her brother comes home. If your reading this donnie. heres a little bit about me. i'm kimmerz

???Quien eres???

2008-05-08T21:46:00.001-07:00

5$ to whoever remembers this southern rocker...

<3 oh yes I'm in Love <3

2008-04-01T21:05:00.000-07:00

With this fella cat, and i also love that my parents are watching the show rob and big like everynight now.

KINGSLEY

2008-03-28T17:35:00.001-07:00

Is my new last name since it's donnies, and since we's bros and sis, i guess it's mine too. Call me MollyKristineKingsleybetch

Health..so interesting

2008-02-25T21:42:00.000-08:00

So listen, i pretty much hate family health. Yep its that time.. for the study of nast stds. I just don't understand why we have to study stds every friggin year, yep i know what herpes are, you can stop now teachers. It was so sicky, this time we got to see real pictures. It was awesome going through the slides of the poor people with stds. Especially the woman with warts, like omfreakingoodness, poor gal here let me just snap a shot of that to put on an std slide show, so you can gross the kids out so bad that they will never, ever want to even come near someone of the opposite sex, ever again. As you know the previous week i had the flu so i was going on a sensitive stom, and I seriously gagged when i saw a foot with syphilis!!! Anyways if you want a good movie on syphilis (sp? :/) then check out She's too young. Yeah it's a lifetime orig. gah i love lifetime. but for serious look it up on youtube they have all the parts of the movie, get back to me on that... watch some. The main spreader of syphiiii his name is Nick and hes always looked like a brown haired dustin to me... hmmm.

chuck

2008-02-17T13:12:00.001-08:00

In the past two days i've thrown up like 12 times

HAPPYVDAYALMOST

2008-02-13T23:01:00.000-08:00

I HATES IT

Me..A wench?

2008-02-12T20:45:00.000-08:00

But so tonight i was semi a part of the good ol wench bench you know... at b-ball games, those lame girls who make a new tee for every friggin game, haha yes i made up the name "wench bench" because they think there umm how do you say... the shizzzz. So I felt lame beans sportin the tee that i didn't even try to show it off and ended up wurin my svvvetshirt hahaha soo good, in other news i honked at somebody out of frusteration today, now that was a first. And I'm deff readin blogs like uryday.

Why do i love spanish?

2008-02-11T18:54:00.000-08:00

because its friggin dank all around, and i like learning new languages, including ones i make up.I have to make a powerpoint on the topic of hace diez años,for the class, and i have to put up these pictures of me when i was seven-dat be when it was 10 years previous, its like nobody wants to see these pictures, 1.)Because I have a freakin buuuuuuuulllll cut, if thats how you spell it, but yes i did indeed look like a boy, infact i was mistaken as a boy even on days where i wore dresses, thats how bad it was, and 2.)because I just look dirty because I was always outside with los animales, we had cows next to our house, 2 dogs, and ducks, that i used to pick up and chase jill around with hahaha what a wench, she was d.chinnin scared when i would pick up the ducks and chase her. Then one of my dogs ate my duck... today i learned a new word, beezy, i felt semi-lame asking a girl in my chemistry class what the crap beezy meant. She explained to me that it was like slang for da b word, and i was like dats why i say biznatch hoe, and the whole class laughed at me, ho jeezus. it was a weirdace day, and i like words, but i'm hard to play da scrabble with.

glasssezzzzz hoebuggy

2008-02-01T16:42:00.001-08:00

Yeah i've been made fun of but personally i think day mek me look smarder. hmm dey sor off hert my hed. my bruderz wud like to c ho smard i luk

No escuela tomorrow betch!

2008-01-27T20:58:00.000-08:00

Fantabulous.

baby shamp.

2008-01-26T01:58:00.000-08:00

I've been using this friggin danknessss shampoo in the showa. yes, it's kids shampoo and ryann and i discovered it in target the other night, and were like who ever said you have to stop using kid shamp after you turn 10 and start using grown up shampoo should keel ova. It smells wonderf. right now i have two different types i get to choose from! that'd be dragonfruit, and strawberry. so good. try some kids shamp fo real. ngight.

I've been inspired

2008-01-25T14:19:00.000-08:00

And I want back in this time for real.

HEATH

2008-01-22T20:37:00.000-08:00

No not heath bars although they're delish. i'm talking about heath ledge-the gay cowboy, so weird ryann and i were just talking about heath today before we heard the breaking news of his sad sad death. weird but i'm semi sycckick! waaabam, oh and cha the rap, keep checkin, its to the tune of...ha like i'd tell you that!

hEy BeChIcKaS!

2008-01-11T17:03:00.000-08:00

what up what up? Just wanted to let yall know that I'm working on this sicky sicky rap about the S.O.B, stayed tuned betch.

SAWEET!

2008-01-03T16:06:00.001-08:00

haha i just thought you guys would like to see this it made me laugh. I wouldn't mind having creeper eyes like these. I wonder how he does this? Poppin his eyes outa socket! Yous so crazy jeremy. I bet if he has a name it is Jeremy. Alright well i'm going to go spray down my rat johns cage with some friggin hexol he is smellin a little funk. Oh and P.S!!! Thanks Sam Sabori, for you have inspired me to start a whole new blog, and thanks for all the support of the S.O.B, I think we need to get back to the old bloggin days, where bloggin was a hoot of a good time, I'm ready if you bloggers are. Here comes my strong comeback, watch out, i may just do 17 posts in the year 2008! wooot woot!

LOL LPHANTS

2007-06-20T22:24:00.000-07:00

I was inspired by donst who enjoys lol catz but i actually like elephants ya see so these are just acouple Lolphant jokes.

WHY DO ELEPHANTS HIDE IN STRAWBERRY PATCHES???
So they can jump out and stomp on people! HA
WHY DO ELEPHANTS PAINT THEY'RE NAILS RED???
so they can hide in strawberry patches
WHY DO ELEPHANTS STOMP ON PEOPLE???
cause thats how they play squash!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

BTW

2007-06-13T20:13:00.000-07:00

oh and yeah i only blog when my bff bro does, so shutup. What ev mate! Ello govna. And we kind of look alike. Twins almost just 6 years differ'nt

LOOSERS

2007-06-13T20:08:00.000-07:00

Yes, I have ridden in a limo, and I do drink coffee occasionally... therefore i am a lot hotter, and cooler than you.

State of The Blogosphere

2007-06-04T23:00:00.001-07:00

Guest Blogger - DJ of OOLER.COM

After reading Sam Sabori's post regarding the blogosphere, I felt compelled to give my take on the state of the blogosphere. Sadly, I had no where to go to give my opinion. So I ended up here.

Retiring my blog has been incredibly difficult for me. Every time I see a computer I want to sit down and start writing. I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to share ideas and stories from my day. My life feels boring without the daily documenation. I've lost the urge to take pictures. I recently went on a trip with my brother to Las Vegas and snapped about 10 pictures - without a blog, what was I gonna do with the pictures? Quitting blogging has been hard. The internet seems boring without a depository to post what I find. I blogged for such a long time. Now it seems like it was all a waste. I remember trying to get my friends to start blogs in 2002. Everyone said that I was weird for putting my personal thoughts online. Now, it seems everyone has a blog... except for me.

Initially, blogging served as a way for me to understand what was going on around me. It was primarily a personal outlet for me to share what I was thinking or feeling. In most cases, it was trite and mundane. It was full of angst. Looking back, it was embarrassing. Subsequently, it is not online. Still, it is nice to be able to look back and see what I was thinking. I like to think that it helped others in some way. I started blogging after being inspired by others who put their personal thoughts online. Of course the blogs of 2001 are very different than the blogs that can be read today. Blogs were not videos, pictures and links. Instead, they were online journals, filled with genuine, personal experience. Blogging was new. People were not afraid of the media, future employers or friends finding their blog. Blogs were personal.

I think blogging as a whole has lost its impact. Blogs are no longer personal. Everyone is posting drivel. In regards to the "S.O.B." posts are infrequent and in most cases, only a couple words or a link. Links are good, in moderation. If I wanted links, I would go to digg - your blog should be about the things you are interested in - make those things interesting for others to read. If you are not interested in what you are writing about, no one else will be. No one needs to keep a blog - it shouldn't be work. Good blogs have readers. Great blogs create dialogue. Having readers is far different than having an active readership. An active readership comes only after you create something worth commenting on. Blogging is about sharing your ideas or thoughts and letting people respond with their own thoughts and ideas. If you are not sharing any meaningful ideas, why should anyone share their ideas with you?

Connecting, communicating, creating, and sharing the things that matter should be a meaningful. Most of the time, we are just posting crap. I don't want to read crap and neither does anyone else. Post something that is going to make me think. If you post a link, comment on it - what did you get out of it? Was it meaningful to you? Don't post something because you need to update. Fresh content is not content unless it has some value.

Give me REAL content - don't force it. Make it meaningful.

SUGARLAND ALCOHOLICS

2007-05-13T14:17:00.000-07:00

yeah cause right now i need some downtime to drink some red wine and celebrate
different song
I need a deep margarita to help me unwind, leave my troubles behind
Different song
With some good red wine, and my brand new shoes

SIMONE SINGS JUST DANDY!

2007-05-06T21:33:00.000-07:00

simone songs are beautiful!
she has a full list of songs she
sings including leanne rhymes, shania twain. You name it simmy sings it. HA
this is great too. I was searching crap about britney spears because i miss her!
I used to like her. I guess she aight pero. No

MY NAMESAKE...

2007-05-06T15:43:00.000-07:00

I thought chu was a MAN. I was out there hittin the board (longboard) for the lord. when all of a sudden i crashed. Rolled down this massive hill, and discovered that my ank and wrist were snapped. HA just jukken with ya. But for serious en serio.. Im so happy to be hittin the blog for les schwab. HA rhyme time. N E WAYZ. Ive gots to write some paapel on world wur 2 so late. Tate. Whats taters precious??? aye

GUESS WHO'S BACK...BACK AGAIN!

2007-05-05T15:41:00.000-07:00

Molle's back tel l ya frens.. Molle's back to splain it all. Because B.O.Y (blogger of the year) never falls. NA-NA-Na. Honey you've got some splainin to do! And im going to explain it all more than eva. You just wait an see.

Quite possible'(with spanish accent)

2007-01-30T21:51:00.000-08:00

This could most def be the last post i will make here on this glorious blog. Sorry. Well yes. I've explained alot just not quite enough. You all ran me out of here because you were either jealous i mean i am blogger of the year, or couldn't intiendo my sweetnessy language. What ev. I have my own journal. A new one. 15 dollores from barnes and nob. and I enjoy spending my time writing on that. I had to get one now that I'm not allowed in this pretty thing called the s.o.b. it is red with gold hearts, and i heart it. My love to the dutch bros. And the sob hoes. keep it real. Que lastima pero adios. Molle' OUT.

Not to start a famial war or anything.

2007-01-16T18:12:00.000-08:00

I really truly gave you my ay scott take away the e because he's my bro. But I must also say in all honesty. He won't rule the sob. There is no way. It isn't even physically possible. Nobody rules the sob. It is run entirely on love. Love for writing, and reading. Not bringing eachother down because they would like to be the dominant s.o.b-er. NO way scott. Of course, there was somebody who ultimately started the s.o.b obviously that would be the donst, but nobody rules it. So keep trying aye? And quit running around the house chanting molly and donnie are going down. Meet me in the office, and what you'll see is scott IMing (who does that anymore?) people to go to his blog and vote. Whoever reaches for the vote isn't doing the right thing. Scott kind of reminds me of hilary clinton. Now I'm causin a cont.??? AYE? Vote now. Me and the donst aren't going anywhere home skillet. Guns kill people, sob members shouldn't aye doodie pie? Put that oozinater down, and give your bloggin bro a big ol hug. What ever happened to some brotherly love?

Mollys best of...

2007-01-15T21:10:00.000-08:00

is gonna blow scotts outa the aqua. No no no not aqua velva. I just thought it was a sweetnessy little way of saying water. So yes umm here it goes, it shall be the dankest darnd thing uve read.

Best Bechicka
Beyonce to the left to the left. Now thats alota b's. Bday was big in 06 and you know it.

Best Boy
Ben Affleck he really did a ton this year. Can you say new poppi?

Best song
Stonesour- feels like forever song, I don't know the title, but it really rocked everyones socks? Am I right?

Best cd
Nelly furt. Wow that cd it is promiscuous, or howev. you spell dat.

Funkiest person
Christina Aguilara wow she appears to be classy, yet listen to her songs "nasy naughty boy" and "candyman" and you'll see she is still durty. YA NASTAy

Most forgotten (sadly)
Thats so Raven tv show. Even more forgotten.. ravie.Ever since the mom left, it has just been suckier. Now Cory's in the house woot woot

Weirdest thing ever
How much hair babie suri dawger had. now that is funk?

Coolest blog other than mine
Yours. Keep rockin bechickas

Controversial blogger of 06, 07 and many more to come

2007-01-15T21:00:00.000-08:00

Like I say, I'm a loud proud, and all around dank blogger. Get over it. All yall are just jealous that I'm fun funny controversial and most tote origional. Well there. I'm best blogger of 06. Hahaa hey i made it. I'm the worlds greatest. So I'm a lucky charm,

Dewey Decimal

2007-01-13T23:54:00.000-08:00

You know the gay baite way of arranging lib. books. Speaking of them librar. books, i have some overdewies. Dewies. HAHAHA speaking of dewies i just watched scream two. Can you say scary palooza? I thought it was dewie dawg for the longest time. Nope. I was wrong. If I could marry any star, most def david arquette or whoever. Hes dank. He is a dewie decimal in my library! AHAHAHA

Cursing causes a swollen tongue.

2007-01-11T20:49:00.000-08:00

It really isn't good, but at times makes me laugh, especially when ry dawgs phone cuses at us. HAHA her new phone is so special that you can talk to you, and it talks back. You say contacts, then you say a name, and then it says it back at you. Kerna dawger. No, so we wanted to see if it cused, me deeda and ry. So me and dani dawg was all like ryann put a cuss word in your phone and see if it says it, or if it says like inappropriate. ahahhaah. So she did and then she said contacts, and it said.. say a name and ry dawg said, uckitdamitch. Oh man ry dawg thats like 4 curse words to the xtreme. then it said the fwordshwordDwordand B word, and I was like. Dats inapprop. man. Thats some bad crouddumplins right there. I hope she erased that contact.

WOW TO DA X STREAM. ( a sweetnessy acceptance letter...aye??)

2007-01-09T20:06:00.000-08:00

To be quite honest I feel quite indubatably undeserving of this grand award. It's almost glam. glam rock punk. To be even more honest in the past several weeks I have felt very discouraged, and well letz just say uninspired. I mean i try n try to explain it up, but I feel like I'm explaining dog doo doo. I must say it is quite an honor to be this dank lil member of da SOB. Now with this comes a whole new time frame. I guess you could say I'm turning a old leaf new. Shazam. Can I say that??? Don't give me permission on what to say. I'll do as I please and write sweetnessy stuff, from here on out. Naaa mean dawg??? So randy jackson. American Idol I believe starts on the 16th? But no not randy jackson... SO molle' WOOT WOOT. Thanks to my dank bros who have given me such a grand foundation in the bloggin world. Thanks SOB for accepting me. Thanks for reading this acceptance letter. Out.

Follow me to burmiesters....

2007-01-06T14:47:00.000-08:00

WHAT UP?!? FIRST OFFFFF happy BURFday jeegy1 what doin you dank lil 19 year ol? Okay next I have had sweet little niblets of summer for the past several days. It all started when I heard some sweetnessy james blunt. Then I looked out my window and saw how beautifully sunny out it was. Plus we were on christmas break so I hadn't been at skool for quit sum tyme. HAHAHA I'm so funny. Okay yes and then today at WORK i was coloring a pretty picture of a frog on a summers day on his nice little lily pad. Cool. Not Freezing, I better make some hott cocoa. If that dang hedgehog see's his shadow I'm going to be so mad I'll go rent broken bridges with toby keith.

Oh and yes when somebody who tries to explain it all for the whole year in march it will be a whole year, and she gets no dank feedback... she pretty much knows she won't get blogger of the year. So yeah.

2006-12-31T15:09:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BURFDAY DOODIE

BLOGGIN FUNK?

2006-12-29T23:47:00.000-08:00

Quit your bellyachin, and stop tryin to catch me ridin durt-e. okay other than that... it seems like everyones in a bloggin funk. No updates yo. What is the sob coming to??? Am i the only one who updates twice a day???? NO WAY MAN!

WHAT Tates me most!

2006-12-29T12:49:00.000-08:00

That would be what irritates me most...On myspace when people say "nuff said" it truely annoys the crouddumplins out of me because it would be soo much better if they just wrote it out like so enough said. Why wouldn't you write it out? It takes two seconds to write it out, and it sounds so much less well lame. I think theres nuff said on this entry.

Merry Christmassy

2006-12-26T13:26:00.000-08:00

I love christmas, and i love mi familia.

Make dat money yo!!

2006-12-26T13:25:00.000-08:00

I'm now a workin girl, and i don't have a lot of time to blog about my life. I'll get a good post in every now and then, I have to pay my dues.

I WANT MY CUTH-BY

2006-12-21T13:32:00.000-08:00

And my mtv haha no seriously the duel is on tonight, and things are really heatin up! I think Kina is most tote the next girl to go, or maybe Jodi. In other news Ry dawg is home to day for the glorious return part two. I must say that is more exciting then cheez-its. Mmm I love my cheez-its. Infact I am going to have some while waiting for a call from my dear panamanian friend ryann.

Where you live, where you are, be a STAR!

2006-12-18T13:09:00.000-08:00

Oh hush, I know you know that is from that movie life size where tyra banks plays a barbie doll that comes to life, and really helps lindsay lohan cope with her tragic loss of her mother! Life Size is a great movie and I would most tote recommend it to anyone. Oh yes. Uh so anyways, I haven't updated in awhile prob becuz i have been so busy, but I've been thinkin bout what I want to write on here. Haha that cassie song. I look at girls like that who are younger than me. Like Jojo who turns 16 on december 20th and I just wonder how they do it. JoJo most def doesn't look or act 15. I mean she has had so much relationship experience just listen to her songs. Whats up with that yo? So what has been up with me? Well for the two readers, you know who you are, (hint your my dutch bros) I have a job. But you already know that. Thanks STEFI! haha I spelt that wrong. I totally bombed my world studies project, and cried in front of my class, and there are some hottay pottatays in that class, embarrassment gold. Jill from jagontheprowl says what up SOB?!? So other than that not much is going on in the life and times of molly. I can't really explain it all when nobody reads it all aye? Oh yeah i'm a stars leader tell ya more later! SWEETNESS

PINK=STINK

2006-12-10T16:47:00.000-08:00

and I'm just sick of it. Now I can color up my letters , in hopes of a more interesting blog. Thankyou for the support. - Molly of www.Mollyexplainsitall-molly.blogspot.com

OH NO NO NO! JESSICA IS MINE!

2006-12-09T16:53:00.001-08:00

Don't go stealin jess on your second day back jeegy one. She took her out like an hour ago and she still isn't back. Ha, what a joke, if she thinks she is going to truck my baby around for a month, she is very very wrong. I will be doing all of the driving. Obviously

HEY GURL!

2006-12-08T14:06:00.000-08:00

My girl jeegs comin home tonight for christmas break! Can I get a woot woot? BEEP BEEP HEY TOOT TOOT HAYYYY!

SON OF A BLOGGER! (sob?)

2006-12-05T18:14:00.000-08:00

Ryann has such potential she even came up with this glorious title, anyways I just wanted to let you in on the newest most sweetnessy news of the sob! Rumor has it... Ryrychill is coming back. This return may be even more glorious than Jayzs'. Haha maybe not.

It just so totally matches up

2006-12-04T14:10:00.000-08:00

Now guess what one is me in both of these movies! I think knowing how lame mdrm really is will really stir me up some controversy points, hmm I'm going to go make myself some lima beans, cause I was just studying up on lima peru for world studies.

SOMETHING DELIGHTFUL!

2006-12-03T17:56:00.000-08:00

During the holiday seasons, I tend to experiment with some baking ideas, and today I came up with something delightful, something that could make it into the wonderful world of see's candies. MMMM HMMM. I'm not telling you my recipe, but I will let you in on my key ingredients. Chocolate, Cashews, and Caramel. I haven't come up with a name yet, but I've been thinking something like 3c's. Hmmm. Yes that would be a nice follow-up to a big ol bowl of molly's mashers(Only my most fantabulous main dish!), I think I'm the Rachel Ray, only I'm molle' mol. And my main saying wouldn't be YUM-O It would be Yummerz. And to stir up some more controversy like my blog does oh so often, I would like to say lovie smith shouldn't get rid of that goodlookin quarterback, and I like the forgotten manning just as much, if not more then mr. Payton. Hmmm Yes, what a controversy.

TOo MuCh TuRk

2006-11-25T12:45:00.000-08:00

Ryann Pointed something fabulous out the other afternoon. She said..."I think it's really gross how some people can eat themselves into a coma on thanksgiving." I totally agree ryrycool. HAhA is that not totally ronch.

To cause a little bit of controversy... Hmmm and Happy Thanksgiving!

2006-11-23T12:57:00.000-08:00

You know i have to raise those controversy points, so I must tell you what I would do if I were our president. HAHA. BUT FIRST! What's TATERS AYE???? Just in the spirit of thanksgivin I have got to show you my most tote fav thing in this world. CHEck It OuT. AHH YEAH!

IF Molly Was Prez.
1.) I would make it so even the city people could have
Country style animals in their homes. Such as a piggy
2.) I would make all families have dinner together everynight!
During the Dinner/Family time everyone would have to tell eachother
about their day.
3.) When you saw a sign person (like a homeless person) everyone who drove by
would have to give them at least a penny. It would add up quickly,
and on the holidays give them a nickel.
4.) There would be no alcohol, except rubbing alcohol. Because it is horrid for
your liver.
5.) I would have my glorious face on a dollar bill.

Vote for me for Blogger of the year. I sure can raise a controversy. Oh and now please comment and get me some comment/controversy points. AIGHT?

Yes I said i need to tell you this today.

2006-11-16T21:42:00.000-08:00

How sad is that??? I honestly feel horrid for these young chaps

Cell Phones and Cabins.

2006-11-12T17:25:00.000-08:00

So this weekend was a long one, and it was partially bad, but mostly grand. On friday I was up at dedra's with Ry ry, and we were hotttubin, and I had my cell phone out on the table, and her crazy, lame face dog Dixie came up and took it off the table, along with my sweetnessy disneyworld sweatshirt, and chewed it up. Now I have never liked that dixie, but this made things worse between us. My cell phone was split in half, and mangled into something unrecognizable. It was wreched. but then me danielle and ry ry went up to their cabin. It was grand.

It's all about documenting your life...

2006-11-07T17:20:00.000-08:00

I've taken the advice from the former head of the S.O.B that blogging, when it really comes down to it, is all about documenting your life, comments are sweet nessy, but listen man, it's not what it's all about. I haven't been in the game as long as some people, but i have strong roots in the S.O.B. What I have found most relevant, is the relationships you build. That's all I gotsta say right now.

Halloween... a very cool night.

2006-11-01T15:59:00.000-08:00

My costume failed to keep me warm as we walked along the leaf covered sidewalk. The moon was full, and I could hear an owl in the distance hooing. I though to myself it must be halloween, and it was. I went with dedra, mary alice, ryann, and kiki. I think I might have some pictures a little later. Hmmm, people keep saying were too old, but it is sooo not true. We are going till were seniors. whoever said there was an age limit on trick or treating??? I didn't. Some guy stared at us for like thirty seconds, and he actually took his glasses off to get a better look. We expected him to comment on our age, but he finally said, " My lights are off because I'm not participating in this event." In the most annoying way... Uh annoying man. Next year we are sooo not going to that place! No way old angry man, its not like we woke him up or anything it was like 6:30! mahhaha

DEEDRA CRUNNY???

2006-10-28T23:39:00.000-07:00

And there we are here to you a free gift of spoken words from the one and only Dedra~ yeah thats me on the left! what should i say? Deedra Crunny

SO HAPPY!!!

2006-10-26T22:35:00.000-07:00

You know that dog food commercial for beneful... SOOO HAPPY! I am so glad volleyball is done, and that i improved my mile run by 14 seconds! Also i'm glad halloween is comin up!

2006-10-22T19:22:00.000-07:00

What should I be for halloween??? Yes I will not stop trick or treating, ever!

MITZ

2006-10-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

Yo, Yo, Yo lets kick it! Yo Vanilla kick it one more time BOIII! Ice Ice Baby! I wish it didn't turn icy so soon! I love summa (der nert nert boom boom boom boom) I love summa! Ice ICe coldnessy! I miss summa der nert nert boom boom boom boom! NAW MEAN? CHELLY?

Do You Think It's Easy Being This Cool?

2006-10-12T23:32:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it scares me that I can drive myself around, like for instance today after our team dinner at red robin i got lost! yeah but its okay because I am still so dang cool just because I am 16. Naaa mean? yeah i think you do! And I have more pictures, I just can't figure this computer stuff out considering the fact that I can't use computers correctly. Even though I may be the neatest grooviest 16 year old in the universe, i am still computer illiterate

16 sooo sweet!

2006-10-11T20:34:00.000-07:00

Yeah it was my burfday on october 2nd, I got my license, I'm pretty much a really cool 16 year old now. My mommy and daddy threw me a huge expensive party, and I invited my entire school, and some kids from south tried to sneak in, but it didn't work out, and kanye west preformed, and I got a really expensive car, and MTV filmed it! How cool is that??? So sorry I haven't kept my blog up, I really truely am, but I'm out being cool.

2006-09-27T21:41:00.000-07:00

I can't update i'm real stressed right now, and i will tellyou why later when im relaxed!

Daisy Dukes and Dads Don't mix...AYE?

2006-09-24T20:00:00.000-07:00

yeah, jessica and ashlee's dad used to be a preacher. Anyways, now he is trying to open a Daisy duke's resturant??? Yeah, that is lame. And I kind of just don't really like him, I've never met him though, if I did I would most tote give him a chance.. AYE?

What shall I do?

2006-09-24T19:55:00.000-07:00

Homecoming is clashing with my birthday, and I can't drive worth beans anyway why would I get my license? what shall I do?

I Love Carmex

2006-09-22T19:40:00.000-07:00

I love carmex, I don't know if it is the fiberglass or what. HA. NO just kiddin. Roseburg killed us in vball last night. It totally sucks when you have to travel, and then you loose, and then you stay up until 2am doing homework, and then you get sick cause you are tired and stressed out. HA just kiddin again. But no seriously i stayed up too late. And why on the halloween sized candy bars do the candy people write FUN size nothing about the size is fun, it would be fun if it was huge. okay. thats it. i gotta go sleep now. although it is only 8. Oh and my mouth feels funny without braces.

CRICKEY! MATE

2006-09-20T18:48:00.000-07:00

Everyone loved dat steve erwin guy... I know I did... Anyways I got my braces off. My gums feel gushy and kind of ronch. But watch out corn on da cobb here I's come! Doy... other then that, I have a game against burgrose. Roseburg if you didn't catch that one, and I pretty much kicked but today at practice! Jeterdone. Literally. I have some math h.w, and it sounds like my first din din without the braces is ready. Lata bloggers. Holla atcha brace free girl.

Volleyball not so fun...

2006-09-11T20:01:00.000-07:00

Vball was not so fun tonight. We had to do lame bean stadiums. You know when you run up and down all the stadium stairs 3 or 4 times. uhhh. Sucky. At least I will look dang good in my homecomin dress. I mean do you have to be extremely fit to play vball??? No not really. But oh well conditioning is good for the heart! Other then that today was an okay day. I am now an FCA leader, and pretty dang excited!

Jill has updated

2006-09-10T18:22:00.000-07:00

telling us of her college life.

Salad Fings.& FAVE LISTS! Rusty spoons anyone???

2006-09-09T22:44:00.000-07:00

HAHA! Can you say scary salad??? Oh my lanta! Jill who hasn't been keeping up her blog most tote showed me this one, and it has been added to a list of my fave stupid videos. I will have to list all my favorite videos. Cuthby spent the night last night, and we most tote had a scary movie night! MUAHAHA. We watched scream, and although it was made in 1996 it was better then alot of scary movies now days. It is one my favorites. I should list my favorite scaries! My mom found a lot of her old records today up in the attic, and they are great. So that is what my day consisted of, oh yeah, and I watched Fockers. The wall of Gaylord is my favorite part. I should list my favorite parts of meet da focks.

Volleyball FUN!

2006-09-09T13:51:00.000-07:00

We had a vball match against grants pass on thursday, and I was pretty excited to know that don and stephie were coming! I was even more excited to see what they were wearing!! Stephie made these sweetnessy shirts that said team Mole'! You know like the european designer. To top it all off we won! It was pretty much one of the greatest days of my life. School stinks already, and I can't wait until summer! I'm starting a countdown till summer everyone!

Nothing too Exciting!!!

2006-09-04T20:33:00.000-07:00

I kind of said that in an E oar type voice. Sorry I can't spell eyeore, but for those of you who don't know what I tried to spell, it is the donkey off of Winnie the pooh. HAHA. Okay so school is starting up, and I really don't want it too, I mean yeah of course the first day will be fun to see everyone, and for everyone to see how extremely cool I got over the summer, but then the rest of the year is going to suck lima beans. I don't like school very much. I mean I am TOTALLY smart. No for reals, I'm not being sarcastic. Uhhh. School stinks. But At least I will be able to truck myself home if I'm havin a bad day. In my cool Jetta. Or 4runner. I don't want a lesbian car or anything. HAHA! Jk. So cool. Ill write more when I have time. LATA DUDES.

Longboardin ain't so safe YO!

2006-08-27T20:47:00.000-07:00

So I don't own a longboard (yet.. ay donst?) and I have already had a massive accident on one. I wasn't hurt (except for catching myself with my wrist from crushing ry) howev... Ry dawg was. It all started at saturday night worship. We were done for the night, and pretty much just socializing. You know like making lunch plans and what not. Then I saw that kyle had his sweet nessy longboard. And me knowing so much about longboards was like "hey lemme check dat thing out yo!" I was just standing on it to see if it was bouncy like adams, and then ryann was all "Whoa... A long board cool. Let me get on and go doubles." I was like "cool whats doubles." She got up on this cool longboard with me, and we wanted a push. So Ron was like okay and pushed us really fast. HAHA it was fun for like a second. Until it slid out from beneath us, and we fell. While we were falling I was like "Shoot. We're falling, and one of us is bound to get hurt, right before volleyball season." I wasn't the one to get hurt, ryann landed funny and I saw that she was hurt as I was falling on top of her. Luckily I semi- caught myself from totally falling on her. It was like insta swelling, I looked at her, and could tell she was in pain, uber bad. I was like "ry ry chill, are you gonna be alright???" She wasn't going to be alright, but I thought I'd ask anyway. She wasn't crying, she was kind of in shock. Nobody knew she was hurt but me. Everyone was checking out the massive hole the longboard made in the wall. HA! Hey everyone... Ry dawgs hurt. So was kyles longboard... but nobody cared.

Ryann is back too!

2006-08-25T15:25:00.000-07:00

Ryann has remade her blog. It is sooo cool! So yeah. Volleyball tryouts were grueling. Why do they have to have daily doubles for vball. You don't have to be like extremely fit. ya know? Well anyways the first sesion was from 3-5:30 and it was mostly like conditioning and drills. Then we had a very short break for dinner. I would usually go home and have some chicken tenders, and shake a tower. Then the second half was just drills and scrimaging or however you spell it. But ya at the end of the day, they pull you aside, and tell you if you made it or not. I made J.V. I am pretty excited about it. I am real glad I didn't get cut. Since I was on our trip across america i missed all the camps, so i was pretty nervous. okay. I want to check out some other blogs now. I'll tell you about the tree house a lil lata.

I am home!

2006-08-20T11:23:00.000-07:00

Yay. We made it back home safely, and I have so much to blog about. But I am very busy. I have volleyball try-outs tommorrow! I am so excited and nervous. I also have to finish my reading assignments. Ugh. But once I have more free time, i will share my adventures with you

The last Talk.

2006-08-14T20:12:00.000-07:00

Much like the last supper with jeegy1. Jill and I went swimming tonight at our sweet nessy indoor pool. Wow, sad times. There was this annoying bunch. I would classify them as tubby custards. It is a word I use to describe chubby and Jolly friends. There was this one girl in the bunch in a really cool purple almost barney like swimsuit. She was about 10 or 11 and she put on quite the show for jill and I. She jumped in the pool in these amazing ways. Like she would look to make sure jill and I were watching and then she just did some crazy trick. My guess is that she and her brother were from brookings, or white city, they're like totally different. Uhhh, anyways her brother looked much like her only with shorter hair. Much like jill and scott haha just kidding. I honestly don't think you guys look that much alike, i just love how everyone else thinks so. uhh, anyways her brother was like judging her dives. Like the first jump was really lame beans, and he was all like " Thats G.. For GAY!" me and jill laughed, and so her got all big headed, and kept trying to say funny things that really weren't that funny, you know how that is, but then it was funny how hard he was trying to be funny. Right? Right! haha so we were sad when the SHOW went back to their hotel room, and then me and jill chatted, and i'm not that worried about her. Her roommate is nice, and so is Deb, the uptown girl. Anyways I am really glad jill is a blogger easy ways to check up on her. HAHA coolnessy well jill better stay a blogger for life. I know i will be.

Trip is going GREAT!

2006-08-12T18:23:00.000-07:00

I'm excited to come home, but at the same time horribly sad to come home, because I know my best sista friend wont be coming home with me. But so far this trip has been fun. I'm happy to say my summer goal is complete: to have seen some fireflies. I was so excited! We were driving home late last night from my aunty shelias house, past tons of corn fields, and jill spotted them. They were so bright, and cool. Other then that, I almost saw three tornadoes! No.. not really, but there were funnel clouds, and lightning, and rain. It was so crazy scary, we had to pull over. I finished one of my required books for the summer which was flowers for algernon. It was pretty great, real sad. Now I have to write a lame report on it, and why the book captures what it means to be a person. I know lame beans. Me and my sis rode a crazy three wheel bike. You can read more about it on jeegs site. uhh other then that, we made it here to elgin, Illinois safely. And there is a very cool 10$ and under store here. My mom bought me some cool stuff. It is like the dollar store, only 9$ cooler. Haha. So last night we saw this man in this big black manly truck, listening to chick flick soundtrack music, wearing a barret, you know, one of those weird hats, it was really funny and akward looking. Now I'm watching a laguna marathon. Amazing times. I'll update again sometime soon. Maybe before I get home, or maybe not. Woot Woot

Jag is on the bloggin prowl

2006-08-10T21:44:00.000-07:00

Jill got a blog! Yay, finally. Jeegy1 didn't make it. www.jagontheprowl.blogspot.com check her out! It is sweet nessy to the extreme. Watch out s.o.b jill is gonna pounce. She is a natural at this bloggin stuff. Woot Woot give her a toot toot if you enjoy her blog!!! More on the trip when I'm home. Lata peeps.

JILL THE NEW BLOGGER!

2006-08-08T20:37:00.000-07:00

No for reals this time. We are in arkansas now, and our hotel has internet.. jill may get a blog. And we are having a dandy time. Pictures I promise.

Im Leaving.

2006-08-03T15:57:00.001-07:00

I'm leaving for the windy city tomorrow. Woot Woot. Wow I'm so excited. Just kidding. I think the way there will be tons of fun, but the way back will be sad, deppressing, and lonesome. Wow I really am gonna miss that jeegy1 and by the way, jill is definatly thinking about becoming a blogger, now how sweetnessy be dat??? I'll try to update on jill's cool sweet cool puter. But now, I must go pack. Love you S.O.B and I'm so glad to be a part of you.

Im Leaving.

2006-08-03T15:57:00.000-07:00

My dad Loves Kanye!

2006-07-28T22:34:00.000-07:00

Today my dad, sister, and I, were sitting around watching t.v like we do every day. We were watching this channel that plays music videos all day, I think that it is like Mtv hits or whatever, anyways Kanye west's video for touch the sky comes on, and my dad just gets a hoot out of it. He loved that video so much, I think it convinced him to like kanye. So anyways he picks up the phone, and calls donnie and scott, to tell them about it. It kind of made my day. I had a crap-shat type of day, because we gave our puppy Milly away. I'm pretty upset about it. You know what was coolest thing about milly is that me and her only have one letter difference in our names. Milly and Molly, and our birthdays are one day apart! Her's is october 1st, and mine is october 2nd! How cool is that? And you know what is even stranger, is that our last names are the exact same!

Lucky Charm update!

2006-07-27T15:30:00.000-07:00

Alright so we found the culprit. My dad ate all of my lucky charms before I even ate any of them. OMGoodness, what the heck. Yeah so I had my mom buy me a new box of this glorious cereal, and guess what... It's all gone again. What the heck. I only got one bowls worth. I know totally sucky. I should just write on it like HELLOOOO! THIS IS MOLLY'S CEREAL ONLY. EAT THE GROSS NONHONEYNUT CHEERIOS AND LOWER THAT CHOLESTEROL! Not that he has high cholesterol, it's just that that is what those commercials are always stressing. You can lower your cholesterol if you eat this three times a day for the rest of your life. They just say that because it doesn't taste good. Whatever.

MY BAKIN'/COOKING/DART SKILLS...

2006-07-26T22:52:00.000-07:00

My Cookies Plus My Mashers equals Bullseye!

Are insanely good! Wow like i truely amaze myself sometimes. I think I really had to develop these skills, because I knew that the true baker/kind of cooker of the home was leaving soon, and that is jeegy1! My mom is great too. For Sure! Uh so let me just tell ya, my favorite dish is inspired by KFC, you know, those bowls, that look really friggin nasty, but you kind of want to go and order one just to try it, because you know it kind of looks tasty at the same time! Woot Woot! Well I make a freaking good KFC bowl at my house. It has become a family favorite, and I make it for dinner at least once a month. Only at my house, it isn't called a KFC bowl, it is called Molly's Mashers. It is sooo good. I am a crazy good cook. It includes mashed taters, corn, gravy, cheese, and of course chicken. After finishing a nice bowl of my mashers, I have amazed everyone again with my freak good cookies. I think I'm better than mrs. fields to be quite honest. Sometimes I just really surprise myself with skills I didn't even know I had. Not only in the kitchen, but out in the garage. No, Im not good with cars. I'm talking about that Dart board I hung up out in my garage tonight. Yeah I found it at a garage sale... what? Jealous. Don't worry I would be too! Anyways, It was one buck, and I had my mother buy it for me, cause I knew it would be a good summertime thing to do. Play a little dart game. So I challenged my dad tonight and guess who won?? I did! BULLSEYE BABY! Woot woot! Yeah I just kind of rock tonight! Except for the way I presented these pictures up at the top. That was kind of sucky.

2006-07-25T20:53:00.000-07:00

That is me and bailey weaver, I'm so obsessed with stealing myspace fotos it's incredible! I look really greasy, like I took a piece of pizza and washed my hair with it. Eww.

WELCOME JEEGY!

2006-07-25T14:43:00.000-07:00

hey check out Jeegy 1's blog! YA I'm so excited bout it! WOOT WOOT go to http://www.ImJeegy1.blogspot.com check it out yo!

BYE BYE BRACES!

2006-07-22T19:21:00.000-07:00

Okay so heres my teeth before, yeah i know, pretty screwed up

And these are my beautiful teeth now!

Haha just kidding, but they do come off sept. 20! woot woot!

SO FUNNY, I MEAN HILARIOUS!

2006-07-22T19:19:00.000-07:00

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/strawberry.php Danielle showed me this, and it is hilarious! Too bad I can't enjoy it at home, my computer doesn't have sound, but yes anyways, I may show you another soon.

Friends Friends 1,2,3

2006-07-22T19:09:00.000-07:00

all my friends are here with me, actually were missing ryann, kenzie, and ronnie of course. I stole this pic off her myspace.

~Lucky Charms aren't so Lucky~

2006-07-18T16:44:00.000-07:00

Hearts, stars, horseshoes! I woke up around 7:30 and to my surprise my wise older brother was in his work uniform sitting at our table eating my lucky charms! My mother and I had just bought them at winco the day before, and I hadn't even opened them yet. I wasn't upset, because I like sharing my cereal with my family, infact I was excited to eat some of them when I woke up several hours later, like I was really gonna wake up at 7:30 on a sweet nessy summers day. So after saying good morning to my mom and my bro, I crawled back into my warm cozy bed, to dream of my sweet horseshoes, hearts, and of course the red balloons. I had never slept so good in my life. When I woke up from my Lucky charm dream, I was still quite excited to get to the cereal cabinet, pour the milk on my cereal and eat it... but to my dismay, when I looked in the cereal cabinet to get out my charms, THEY WERE GONE!!!!!! "What???" How could it be that several hours earlier my brother opened the lucky charms, and probably only eaten two bowls of it, and now they were gone?!?! I was soo upset!!! I looked in the trash to see if they were gone, but they weren't. So the question is... where the heck did my lucky charms go??? Keep your eyes open for them, and report back to me if you find anything out. Thankyou, I'll keep you posted on the case of the missing not so Lucky charms.

Helen Jo is my best friend hoe!

2006-07-17T18:32:00.000-07:00

HOE! ELEGANT HOE
CAT meow!
Yeah thats my friend helen. She's a hoe, and an elegant hoe, and then she's a cat. Thats pretty much pppfat.

2006-07-13T16:29:00.000-07:00

crazy meerkat!

Hard Stool? You fool, get Dulcolax!

2006-07-04T19:08:00.000-07:00

You have all seen the commercials, you all know that your stool could be softer... so why not get dulcolax? The commercials are just fab. You know why they use animated people in this commercial? It's because nobody wants to be in a stool softener commercial, no matter how much somebody pays them. It's just never gonna happen. I mean, I thought that the herpes commercials were embarrasing and I wondered why anyone would be in one of those, until I saw this stool softener commercial. The "woman" in this commercial sits down on a bench and looks dissapointed, like the bench was unpleasently hard on her buttox, then suddenly dulcolax appears, and the bench miraculously changes into a comfy oversized chair. I guess that somehow represents her poop? I don't really know. But it is incredibly. embarrasing.

Hello Bloggin friends!

2006-06-28T20:37:00.000-07:00

Sorry i didn't update for awhile, I was most tote taking a break, much like the donsta!

GAZZZZ

2006-06-16T16:54:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA I just thought this was hilarious. Because my mom and I realized we were on empty the other day in my dads truck, so we pulled in to the gas station, and she only had seven bucks with her so we got a lil gas, and then we turned the car back on... and we were still on empty... How sad be dat. I hope when I drive for realsys that the gas price has come down to $.99 YEEE BOI

~MOST TOTE~

2006-06-16T16:47:00.000-07:00

I am MOST TOTE ready for Summer, I love Summer, tis me favrito season of the year, por que? Well... It's sunny, and I can go boatin with my friends like DD and Ry. So me and ryann decided that we wanted to Laguna beach up, and she decided to call me Mo(like LO) And I'm Most tote callin her RC considering the fact that RC are her initials, much like LC. Initials are so freakin weird, how did anyone ever think them up. I think stuff like that often, like who the heck came up with the word soup, or flag, or button??? OR NESSY, oh wait, that was me and ryann, and Zeb. Was Janey Voygo in on that one or not??? O Janey asked me to update and tell everyone that she had twins, and named them.. Marney, and Jarnus. Yea thats all. Talk about celeb baby names ay?

RUBY THE SWEETNESSY AUSTRALIAN

2006-06-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

Ruby Tuesday is moving now to australia. What would I do without her craziness in my life, well I'm not really sure. Okay well I guess I will just keep on keepin on. You know. Well anyways, we had her burfday/goin away party last friday, and it was sadly fun. what a melanchouly time, like who wants a sad birthday party? Well we all went to kaliedascope sp? Well it was fun, then everyone went to a tango dance lesson, but me ryann and danielle.(I'm not gonna even try) Well yes that is all. I really liked the movie anchorman. I just killed a man with a tritan. Yea brick, you might wanna lay low, your probably wanted for murder. HAHAH

I feel so... Elegant and Classy

2006-06-14T12:20:00.000-07:00

I don't know what to do about this, but ever since I watched pride & prejudice, I just feel so freakin elegant. Like I talk with perfect english, I have even bought myself a corset to fit in with those 1800's people. I Love it! I mean I just feel like my life has been takin to the next level of classinessy. Thankyou all for listening. And why the heck don't my links work??? OH WELL

Whered ya go?

2006-06-06T14:49:00.000-07:00

I miss you so, seems like its been 4 ev since ryanns, updated whered she go, shes a stupid hoe, she wishes her name was lo, lag-oona beach please update soon! thats my song about ryann. Now here goes my song about kenz and Kim. Premiscuous Kenz why dont she update? She knows we read her blog, but its gettin kinda lame, Premiscuous Kim she is a newcomber, she doesn't know how to start her blog, and its a bummer. Just kidding, no hard feelings, but nobodies been updating lately, and we need to feed off eachother, well ry seems to think so! So hurry up hoes. UHH bye. akward nessy to the extreeeeme

O yes hes famous already

2006-06-02T19:59:00.000-07:00

Yea just google image search the goonie, and about three pages worth of kyle famous singler shows up. Oh ya he's definatly going to the NBA. HAHA, once your pictures come up on google image search, youre uhh.. pretty much famous... yes he is famously famous, and I've seen him in person! How nessy be dat?

Oozinator Time!

2006-05-30T19:10:00.000-07:00

O yes, I have been oozed by that new oozinator and yes I think that it is Ronchi to the extreme. It's strange that scott bought one of those, hmm.

Kim Ronnie dawg and me!

2006-05-30T18:16:00.000-07:00

Thats uhh, pretty much Kim (far left) Ronnie dawg (middler) and me. Of course