WTF?! BJ?

Cool brody jenner, i could've never come up with a more clever name for a show than BROmance. 1 because bro is the first three letters of his name and secondly, he's just lookin for some BROs to keep it real with and have intimate relations with. and i think this picture confirms his gayness

welcome back molly

i know i've been distant... but i'm finally home.

EAG i

just saw me some eagle eye. shia lahawt in a police uni is one of the best things i've ever seen! :) mmm shia imma marry him.

KIMMERZ

Hey baby sisteys its kim here, guest blogging for molly. I'm sitting here holding this pink date ball, and i totally just asked it if i would hook up with the head of the blogosphere. donjoesphkings. i shook that shizz up and looked to what wisdom it had to tell me, it had a heart and it said sure! :)))) I'm so excited. I'm going to be at mollys house all the time when her brother comes home. If your reading this donnie. heres a little bit about me. i'm kimmerz

???Quien eres???

5$ to whoever remembers this southern rocker...

<3 oh yes I'm in Love <3

With this fella cat, and i also love that my parents are watching the show rob and big like everynight now.

KINGSLEY

Is my new last name since it's donnies, and since we's bros and sis, i guess it's mine too. Call me MollyKristineKingsleybetch

Health..so interesting

So listen, i pretty much hate family health. Yep its that time.. for the study of nast stds. I just don't understand why we have to study stds every friggin year, yep i know what herpes are, you can stop now teachers. It was so sicky, this time we got to see real pictures. It was awesome going through the slides of the poor people with stds. Especially the woman with warts, like omfreakingoodness, poor gal here let me just snap a shot of that to put on an std slide show, so you can gross the kids out so bad that they will never, ever want to even come near someone of the opposite sex, ever again. As you know the previous week i had the flu so i was going on a sensitive stom, and I seriously gagged when i saw a foot with syphilis!!! Anyways if you want a good movie on syphilis (sp? :/) then check out She's too young. Yeah it's a lifetime orig. gah i love lifetime. but for serious look it up on youtube they have all the parts of the movie, get back to me on that... watch some. The main spreader of syphiiii his name is Nick and hes always looked like a brown haired dustin to me... hmmm.

chuck

In the past two days i've thrown up like 12 times

HAPPYVDAYALMOST

I HATES IT

Me..A wench?

But so tonight i was semi a part of the good ol wench bench you know... at b-ball games, those lame girls who make a new tee for every friggin game, haha yes i made up the name "wench bench" because they think there umm how do you say... the shizzzz. So I felt lame beans sportin the tee that i didn't even try to show it off and ended up wurin my svvvetshirt hahaha soo good, in other news i honked at somebody out of frusteration today, now that was a first. And I'm deff readin blogs like uryday.

Why do i love spanish?

because its friggin dank all around, and i like learning new languages, including ones i make up.I have to make a powerpoint on the topic of hace diez años,for the class, and i have to put up these pictures of me when i was seven-dat be when it was 10 years previous, its like nobody wants to see these pictures, 1.)Because I have a freakin buuuuuuuulllll cut, if thats how you spell it, but yes i did indeed look like a boy, infact i was mistaken as a boy even on days where i wore dresses, thats how bad it was, and 2.)because I just look dirty because I was always outside with los animales, we had cows next to our house, 2 dogs, and ducks, that i used to pick up and chase jill around with hahaha what a wench, she was d.chinnin scared when i would pick up the ducks and chase her. Then one of my dogs ate my duck... today i learned a new word, beezy, i felt semi-lame asking a girl in my chemistry class what the crap beezy meant. She explained to me that it was like slang for da b word, and i was like dats why i say biznatch hoe, and the whole class laughed at me, ho jeezus. it was a weirdace day, and i like words, but i'm hard to play da scrabble with.

glasssezzzzz hoebuggy

Yeah i've been made fun of but personally i think day mek me look smarder. hmm dey sor off hert my hed. my bruderz wud like to c ho smard i luk

No escuela tomorrow betch!

Fantabulous.

baby shamp.

I've been using this friggin danknessss shampoo in the showa. yes, it's kids shampoo and ryann and i discovered it in target the other night, and were like who ever said you have to stop using kid shamp after you turn 10 and start using grown up shampoo should keel ova. It smells wonderf. right now i have two different types i get to choose from! that'd be dragonfruit, and strawberry. so good. try some kids shamp fo real. ngight.

I've been inspired

And I want back in this time for real.

HEATH

No not heath bars although they're delish. i'm talking about heath ledge-the gay cowboy, so weird ryann and i were just talking about heath today before we heard the breaking news of his sad sad death. weird but i'm semi sycckick! waaabam, oh and cha the rap, keep checkin, its to the tune of...ha like i'd tell you that!

hEy BeChIcKaS!

what up what up? Just wanted to let yall know that I'm working on this sicky sicky rap about the S.O.B, stayed tuned betch.

SAWEET!

haha i just thought you guys would like to see this it made me laugh. I wouldn't mind having creeper eyes like these. I wonder how he does this? Poppin his eyes outa socket! Yous so crazy jeremy. I bet if he has a name it is Jeremy. Alright well i'm going to go spray down my rat johns cage with some friggin hexol he is smellin a little funk. Oh and P.S!!! Thanks Sam Sabori, for you have inspired me to start a whole new blog, and thanks for all the support of the S.O.B, I think we need to get back to the old bloggin days, where bloggin was a hoot of a good time, I'm ready if you bloggers are. Here comes my strong comeback, watch out, i may just do 17 posts in the year 2008! wooot woot!