LOL LPHANTS

I was inspired by donst who enjoys lol catz but i actually like elephants ya see so these are just acouple Lolphant jokes.

WHY DO ELEPHANTS HIDE IN STRAWBERRY PATCHES???
So they can jump out and stomp on people! HA
WHY DO ELEPHANTS PAINT THEY'RE NAILS RED???
so they can hide in strawberry patches
WHY DO ELEPHANTS STOMP ON PEOPLE???
cause thats how they play squash!
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BTW

oh and yeah i only blog when my bff bro does, so shutup. What ev mate! Ello govna. And we kind of look alike. Twins almost just 6 years differ'nt

LOOSERS

Yes, I have ridden in a limo, and I do drink coffee occasionally... therefore i am a lot hotter, and cooler than you.

State of The Blogosphere

Guest Blogger - DJ of OOLER.COM

After reading Sam Sabori's post regarding the blogosphere, I felt compelled to give my take on the state of the blogosphere. Sadly, I had no where to go to give my opinion. So I ended up here.

Retiring my blog has been incredibly difficult for me. Every time I see a computer I want to sit down and start writing. I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to share ideas and stories from my day. My life feels boring without the daily documenation. I've lost the urge to take pictures. I recently went on a trip with my brother to Las Vegas and snapped about 10 pictures - without a blog, what was I gonna do with the pictures? Quitting blogging has been hard. The internet seems boring without a depository to post what I find. I blogged for such a long time. Now it seems like it was all a waste. I remember trying to get my friends to start blogs in 2002. Everyone said that I was weird for putting my personal thoughts online. Now, it seems everyone has a blog... except for me.

Initially, blogging served as a way for me to understand what was going on around me. It was primarily a personal outlet for me to share what I was thinking or feeling. In most cases, it was trite and mundane. It was full of angst. Looking back, it was embarrassing. Subsequently, it is not online. Still, it is nice to be able to look back and see what I was thinking. I like to think that it helped others in some way. I started blogging after being inspired by others who put their personal thoughts online. Of course the blogs of 2001 are very different than the blogs that can be read today. Blogs were not videos, pictures and links. Instead, they were online journals, filled with genuine, personal experience. Blogging was new. People were not afraid of the media, future employers or friends finding their blog. Blogs were personal.

I think blogging as a whole has lost its impact. Blogs are no longer personal. Everyone is posting drivel. In regards to the "S.O.B." posts are infrequent and in most cases, only a couple words or a link. Links are good, in moderation. If I wanted links, I would go to digg - your blog should be about the things you are interested in - make those things interesting for others to read. If you are not interested in what you are writing about, no one else will be. No one needs to keep a blog - it shouldn't be work. Good blogs have readers. Great blogs create dialogue. Having readers is far different than having an active readership. An active readership comes only after you create something worth commenting on. Blogging is about sharing your ideas or thoughts and letting people respond with their own thoughts and ideas. If you are not sharing any meaningful ideas, why should anyone share their ideas with you?

Connecting, communicating, creating, and sharing the things that matter should be a meaningful. Most of the time, we are just posting crap. I don't want to read crap and neither does anyone else. Post something that is going to make me think. If you post a link, comment on it - what did you get out of it? Was it meaningful to you? Don't post something because you need to update. Fresh content is not content unless it has some value.

Give me REAL content - don't force it. Make it meaningful.

SUGARLAND ALCOHOLICS

yeah cause right now i need some downtime to drink some red wine and celebrate
different song
I need a deep margarita to help me unwind, leave my troubles behind
Different song
With some good red wine, and my brand new shoes

SIMONE SINGS JUST DANDY!

simone songs are beautiful!
she has a full list of songs she
sings including leanne rhymes, shania twain. You name it simmy sings it. HA
this is great too. I was searching crap about britney spears because i miss her!
I used to like her. I guess she aight pero. No

MY NAMESAKE...

I thought chu was a MAN. I was out there hittin the board (longboard) for the lord. when all of a sudden i crashed. Rolled down this massive hill, and discovered that my ank and wrist were snapped. HA just jukken with ya. But for serious en serio.. Im so happy to be hittin the blog for les schwab. HA rhyme time. N E WAYZ. Ive gots to write some paapel on world wur 2 so late. Tate. Whats taters precious??? aye

GUESS WHO'S BACK...BACK AGAIN!

Molle's back tel l ya frens.. Molle's back to splain it all. Because B.O.Y (blogger of the year) never falls. NA-NA-Na. Honey you've got some splainin to do! And im going to explain it all more than eva. You just wait an see.

Quite possible'(with spanish accent)

This could most def be the last post i will make here on this glorious blog. Sorry. Well yes. I've explained alot just not quite enough. You all ran me out of here because you were either jealous i mean i am blogger of the year, or couldn't intiendo my sweetnessy language. What ev. I have my own journal. A new one. 15 dollores from barnes and nob. and I enjoy spending my time writing on that. I had to get one now that I'm not allowed in this pretty thing called the s.o.b. it is red with gold hearts, and i heart it. My love to the dutch bros. And the sob hoes. keep it real. Que lastima pero adios. Molle' OUT.

Not to start a famial war or anything.

I really truly gave you my ay scott take away the e because he's my bro. But I must also say in all honesty. He won't rule the sob. There is no way. It isn't even physically possible. Nobody rules the sob. It is run entirely on love. Love for writing, and reading. Not bringing eachother down because they would like to be the dominant s.o.b-er. NO way scott. Of course, there was somebody who ultimately started the s.o.b obviously that would be the donst, but nobody rules it. So keep trying aye? And quit running around the house chanting molly and donnie are going down. Meet me in the office, and what you'll see is scott IMing (who does that anymore?) people to go to his blog and vote. Whoever reaches for the vote isn't doing the right thing. Scott kind of reminds me of hilary clinton. Now I'm causin a cont.??? AYE? Vote now. Me and the donst aren't going anywhere home skillet. Guns kill people, sob members shouldn't aye doodie pie? Put that oozinater down, and give your bloggin bro a big ol hug. What ever happened to some brotherly love?

Mollys best of...

is gonna blow scotts outa the aqua. No no no not aqua velva. I just thought it was a sweetnessy little way of saying water. So yes umm here it goes, it shall be the dankest darnd thing uve read.

Best Bechicka
Beyonce to the left to the left. Now thats alota b's. Bday was big in 06 and you know it.

Best Boy
Ben Affleck he really did a ton this year. Can you say new poppi?

Best song
Stonesour- feels like forever song, I don't know the title, but it really rocked everyones socks? Am I right?

Best cd
Nelly furt. Wow that cd it is promiscuous, or howev. you spell dat.

Funkiest person
Christina Aguilara wow she appears to be classy, yet listen to her songs "nasy naughty boy" and "candyman" and you'll see she is still durty. YA NASTAy

Most forgotten (sadly)
Thats so Raven tv show. Even more forgotten.. ravie.Ever since the mom left, it has just been suckier. Now Cory's in the house woot woot

Weirdest thing ever
How much hair babie suri dawger had. now that is funk?

Coolest blog other than mine
Yours. Keep rockin bechickas

Controversial blogger of 06, 07 and many more to come

Like I say, I'm a loud proud, and all around dank blogger. Get over it. All yall are just jealous that I'm fun funny controversial and most tote origional. Well there. I'm best blogger of 06. Hahaa hey i made it. I'm the worlds greatest. So I'm a lucky charm,

Dewey Decimal

You know the gay baite way of arranging lib. books. Speaking of them librar. books, i have some overdewies. Dewies. HAHAHA speaking of dewies i just watched scream two. Can you say scary palooza? I thought it was dewie dawg for the longest time. Nope. I was wrong. If I could marry any star, most def david arquette or whoever. Hes dank. He is a dewie decimal in my library! AHAHAHA

Cursing causes a swollen tongue.

It really isn't good, but at times makes me laugh, especially when ry dawgs phone cuses at us. HAHA her new phone is so special that you can talk to you, and it talks back. You say contacts, then you say a name, and then it says it back at you. Kerna dawger. No, so we wanted to see if it cused, me deeda and ry. So me and dani dawg was all like ryann put a cuss word in your phone and see if it says it, or if it says like inappropriate. ahahhaah. So she did and then she said contacts, and it said.. say a name and ry dawg said, uckitdamitch. Oh man ry dawg thats like 4 curse words to the xtreme. then it said the fwordshwordDwordand B word, and I was like. Dats inapprop. man. Thats some bad crouddumplins right there. I hope she erased that contact.

WOW TO DA X STREAM. ( a sweetnessy acceptance letter...aye??)

To be quite honest I feel quite indubatably undeserving of this grand award. It's almost glam. glam rock punk. To be even more honest in the past several weeks I have felt very discouraged, and well letz just say uninspired. I mean i try n try to explain it up, but I feel like I'm explaining dog doo doo. I must say it is quite an honor to be this dank lil member of da SOB. Now with this comes a whole new time frame. I guess you could say I'm turning a old leaf new. Shazam. Can I say that??? Don't give me permission on what to say. I'll do as I please and write sweetnessy stuff, from here on out. Naaa mean dawg??? So randy jackson. American Idol I believe starts on the 16th? But no not randy jackson... SO molle' WOOT WOOT. Thanks to my dank bros who have given me such a grand foundation in the bloggin world. Thanks SOB for accepting me. Thanks for reading this acceptance letter. Out.

Follow me to burmiesters....

WHAT UP?!? FIRST OFFFFF happy BURFday jeegy1 what doin you dank lil 19 year ol? Okay next I have had sweet little niblets of summer for the past several days. It all started when I heard some sweetnessy james blunt. Then I looked out my window and saw how beautifully sunny out it was. Plus we were on christmas break so I hadn't been at skool for quit sum tyme. HAHAHA I'm so funny. Okay yes and then today at WORK i was coloring a pretty picture of a frog on a summers day on his nice little lily pad. Cool. Not Freezing, I better make some hott cocoa. If that dang hedgehog see's his shadow I'm going to be so mad I'll go rent broken bridges with toby keith.


Oh and yes when somebody who tries to explain it all for the whole year in march it will be a whole year, and she gets no dank feedback... she pretty much knows she won't get blogger of the year. So yeah.